• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Dude: “I wish traffic in my area wasn’t so bad”

    Genie: “Ok, people driving in your area will be financially penalized for using their car instead of public transit, therefore alleviating traffic.”

    Dude: “hey wait, I want an exception made for me! I am special. I am the main character, I should be the only one driving a car!”

    Genie: “That was your third wish. Goodbye.”