Officer, please,” Randall pleaded again as he struggled to get to his feet.

Then Iversen threw Randall to the ground again. He landed on his back several feet away, but the momentum brought him back to his feet. Randall began to turn to run away from Iversen, who had already pulled out his gun and was pointing it at Randall.

Get down,” Iversen yelled as he fired one shot, striking Randall in the chest.

Randall continued to run down the street but collapsed face down. Iversen radioed for help and then tried to render medical aid, but Randall died on the pavement. The bullet had torn through his ribs, lungs and heart, according to autopsy records.

No crime.

Cop stopped him because he saw him run a red light?

Then just murdered him.

(Me screaming inside Wendys for McDonalds fix their Ice cream Machine)

Wait, this doesn’t work?

Those GOSH DARN Democrats keep trying to feed and house immigrants with MY TAX DOLLARS.

Instead of putting them in cages and throwing them in prison. (AGAIN WITH TAX DOLLARS.)

Yeah, a judge will fortunately stop them with due process.

Oh wait. We don’t have due process anymore.

Oh wait. They’re arresting the judges.

Oh wait…

Speak for yourself. I had a security guard who watched me scan then try to run up to me when I finished to recheck my stuff.

Like dude, you watched me from the beginning.

It’s always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.

It’s great for quick purchases. But I’m going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.

Ah nuts

• boycotting the US

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his ‘Opening the Kimono’ philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and “Tell All’s” at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

What in the tradwife?

I’m not from the US so I don’t know how expensive this stuff is over there, but if it really costs this much to clothe one baby for a year then fuck me and I’m shocked.

Be prepared to be shocked.

Companies play the threat game all the time. Just go, so a local startup that treats people better can take over.

Have you tried, or are you a coward?

Yeah. Asshole did a number on America. I’m not letting him die in peace.

Literally this.

I still laugh at recruiters who ask if I’m okay that the company has a dress code.

I laugh even harder if it’s a remote position.

I love shitty tattoos.

Not on myself, mind you.

He’s a weird guy.

Makes a website sourcing screenshots from games for UI inspiration.

Sources UI art from Twitter with a bunch of contributors.

Has a boyfriend.

Active on Twitter, a site where you can “Heil Hitler” but you get blocked by saying Cis.

https://www.gameuidatabase.com/about.php

Bro I’m laughing my ass off you made my Sunday.

We’ll just push that 4-top, 4-top, 6-top, 5-top together and make a table at this server station while blocking fire escapes.