UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoBork! Bork! Bork-bork!
Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!