“welcome to 6 o’clock News at 11. I’m here with one of the kidnapping victims. How was being detained?”

“It was aight.”

“Alright? You’re very brave for enduring the horror of being kidnapped.”

“Nah, it wasn’t all that.”

“You don’t have to put on a brave face for our sake. Tell us about it.”

“My favorite days were when Greg would make us pizza and put in Family Guy.”

“Alright. Thank you. That’s enough. I’ll kick it back over to you guys in the studio!”