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minus-squareAVincentInSpace@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago“I’m not scared. Last I checked cheetahs could only run at that speed for 30 seconds before getting tired. What are you going to do then?” “Sir, you realize you just incriminated yourself?” “Fuck.” steps on it the cheetah starts to fall behind and shouts after me “I CAN STILL WRITE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE, YOU KNOW!”
“I’m not scared. Last I checked cheetahs could only run at that speed for 30 seconds before getting tired. What are you going to do then?”
“Sir, you realize you just incriminated yourself?”
“Fuck.” steps on it
the cheetah starts to fall behind and shouts after me “I CAN STILL WRITE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE, YOU KNOW!”