I can’t believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I’m legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
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It’s a satire account
They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks
How goes this years harvest?
My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.
You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
I got their tip riiight heeere
Dick! He’s talking about his dick, guys!!
How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
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I’ll tip you negative $1000
