You say I need a fireproof character?
Ever seen Interspecies Reviewers? This comes up. There are fun, sexy things you can do that aren’t just putting dick into hole.
Oh, just logged on to the internet to lie today?
Karlach is my forever bae and my roasted wiener is none of your business.
Karlach is the exception.
Do not the Flame Atronach
I always feel a world apart from horny PCs, my characters are very sexless even if there’s no reason for them to be
Cock ring of fire immunity: Very Rare. Makes area surrounding and including the wearer’s reproductive immune to fire damage. Prevents STIs and can be toggled to destroy sperm cells in ejaculate
How the hell did you find that 4th picture. Who would even do that?!?
?pour something molten through a pumpkin?
Edit: typo fixed.
