Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so gross,” 16-year-old Bailey Hayworth said in a video message she sent to Vance, causing the vice president of the United States to throw himself on his bed as he contemplated ending everything just to stop the constant stream of barbs from the high school sophomore and her mean friends on the junior varsity volleyball team—Abigail, Paige, Payton, and Sofia. […]
Sometimes it’s nice to read uplifting fiction. This is one of those.
The one time I thought it said “nottheonion” it had to be the fucking onion.
Maybe tholl be one of those onion things that happens!?
"Hey, you know what? You should definitely run in 2028.”
Lmao
Don’t tease us like that…
In a cruel twist of events, the girls also killed themselves after voluntarily talking to JD
Sofia about to get that ICE visit
Payton is such a bitch. She’s just mad that her mom is dating a 25 year old.
