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    There are two wolves inside of me

    Scientist: “The life form appears to be… noodle based sir.”

    General: “Holy Macaroni.”

    and

    A bartender, a line chef, and a bomb disposal tech are in a car. A drunk driver t bones them and causes significant injury to all three.

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        No, it’s supposed to a “three similar archetypes walk into a bar and one up each other” type joke setup with an anti-joke punchline and a little anti-car agit-prop thrown in for good measure