return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 8 days agoFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down11cross-posted to: health@lemmy.worldnottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up192arrow-down1external-linkFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square19linkfedilinkcross-posted to: health@lemmy.worldnottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-28 days agoNarrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!” Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·8 days ago“SNAPS Fingers!” (Destroys city block) https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoMaybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
Narrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!”
Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
“SNAPS Fingers!”
(Destroys city block)
https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
Maybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
You never go full shrimp.