Cleanup Group Says It's on Track to Eliminate the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

incompetent@programming.dev · 2 个月前

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I still got microplastics in my balls.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Microplastics are stored in the balls

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

They can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics!

A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

And give up free 5g? Are you insane?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 个月前

Finally able to cum silly strings

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 个月前

To cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

So that’s how babby is formed

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 个月前

ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

This comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.