Sorry I’m late, I got distracted by worrying about what if I’m late.

M’Lord

“The lord helps those who help themselves,” The pope muses aloud, as the glass is splintered by incoming rifle rounds. “And I’m feeling real fuckin’ helpful.”

“Enlighten 'em up!” He commands his security details. And with a flourish he swings the MG2 .50 calibre machine gun from beneath his white cloak, cranks the charging handle on the weapon, and begins returning fire.

I hate that melon husk ruined the term “Grok”. Grok, by Heinleins definition, was closely related to Hack, by its original definition in relation to tech. Not to drill new holes, nessecarily, but to understand a system so well that the holes, or lack thereof, are just readily apparent.

They charged you to be a cam whore?

Computer can be used for something productive. TV cannot.

It is a poor tech user who blames his screens. I should know, I have the shittiest screens of anyone

Lmao, even

In Panama?

You’re more likely to end up with a malevolent trickster entity masquerading as your Tulpa.

You can warm your fleshlight on the black circle while playing anime tiddy games

The 1995 film Tank Girl

Did someone say sexy kangaroos?

I play Statele every day and I’m not from the US. I’m usually wrongthough so I guess

Dude I think you were in a porno but everyone forgot to tell you.

Ebola!

“You’re so quiet.”

Yeah I learned to be okay with silence and I don’t need to constantly run my mouth to drown out the horrors inside my own mind.

That’s fucked. Normally I can coax just about any windows app to run on even windows 11, and I have to because sometimes I interact with ancient industrial machines with monolithic Configurator apps that need a serial connection and a bunch of weird custom commands that was last used in 1998. I’d be boned without them.

I worked with a guy who cut the head off a child molester in prison. He was ok but a bit short tempered.

I’ve never used a Mac, can you not just write your own app and run it?

I do that on windows all the time.