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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Enjoy yourself however you want, just don't get things that shouldn't go up there stuck up there because the ER doctor doesn't like fishing them out.

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Enjoy yourself however you want, just don't get things that shouldn't go up there stuck up there because the ER doctor doesn't like fishing them out.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    7 days ago

    I wanted to test this alleged button, can’t reach it. I feel it’s just a prank.

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    But also, you don’t need to be gay or trans to enjoy a prostate orgasm.

    • workerONE@lemmy.world
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      Also, prostate stimulation doesn’t work for everybody

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        True that. It’s definitely not a “cum button” for me, though it does feel good to have it stimulated.

        • flubba86@lemmy.world
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          Mine doesn’t even feel good. It’s just an uncomfortable sensation. Zero cumming was achieved.

          • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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            It’s an uncomfortably good sensation for me. Maybe if I were to stimulate it myself, but it’s usually stimulated by someone else. 😅

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        It’s so unfair!

      • Ibaudia@lemmy.world
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        It definitely doesn’t for me, I always just thought it was a skill issue though. Good to know I’m not alone lol.

        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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          It might not be a skill issue. It could be the sort of thing where you need somebody else to do it. Just like how you can’t tickle yourself.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        i imagine it’s probably not great for folk with IBS and similar diseases, but i have never legitimately researched it.

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          That’d be a shitty study to conduct.

    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ve finally found my truth on the interweb.

  • vonbaronhans@midwest.social
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    Flared bases, people!

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      If it’s going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.

      If it’s going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.

      If it’s going up your ass, there’s a point it shouldn’t pass.

      If it’s going up your asshole flare the base.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?

        EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          Not quite, but when I worked ER I have seen a person have to go for surgery because the item in question got sucked into the upper part of the bowels by its natural peristalsis.

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            Aren’t guts for excreeting stuff?

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        I’m assuming the claps in this version of the song are not performed with one’s hands

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        This guy flares.

    • tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world
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      Invaluable advice right here

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  • Sal@lemmy.world
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    You shouldn’t shove things up your ass with no flared base either cause you might actually cause the fall of Yugoslavia.

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    I saw something on tiktok that apparently an Amish ER nurse was regularly having to remove butter churns from peoples arses. Seems like we all enjoy a little butt stuff 😊

    • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
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      Do you think that counts as a workplace injury?

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Why not? They already have the lube.

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      What? There are Amish emergency rooms? How large is the Amish population? I thought it was like a cult of a couple dozen people?

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        I think there’s thousands, and don’t forget the other Anabaptists, Hutterites and Mennonites that have a similar culture

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    How about just let me do my thing and the ER doctor do his?

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    Where? Where is this button? Come show me

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