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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 年前

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 年前
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    It’s weird how people can not spell tongue to save their lives, unless it’s to misspell tongs.

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      Like spelling Rogue. As in, not the makeup; the rebel.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I frequently get mixed up between county and country. I’ll write one word and then I’ll just stare at it and not be able to work out if it’s the correct spelling or not.

      • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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        County is the small, shorter word for the small area, country is the big, longer word for the big area.

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Too coherent for !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz IMO. This is just a malapropism.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      !malapropism@lemmy.ca

  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    They meant “tongs”?

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      did they stutter?

    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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      No, they clearly mean “thongs”.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Please use thongs to pick pasties.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Yeeep

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        deleted by creator

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    Try tongue paste try

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Gimme the donut hole.

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    deleted by creator

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Scusi ?!?!?

      Wrong establishment

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Oh yes a happy endings bakery, the perfect start to the day.

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    I watched this woman touch all over the fucking bagels the other day as she reached past the sign that said “use tissues” with plenty provided. I really wanted to scold her, but I feel an adult person who would do that isn’t going to listen anyway.

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      Does a bakery near me and they have all of their tongs on little wires presumably so people don’t steal them, but the certain cubbies that you can’t actually reach because the wires are too short. So people do use their hands for those, but you just grab the ones you’re buying, and don’t touch everyone else’s.

  • Lauchmelder@feddit.org
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    they clearly meant thongs

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    Obviously this is a bakery for giraffes

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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    Some people don’t pay there bills just lick there way thur doughnuts licky licky lick.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      Licky licky lick

  • Ceruleum
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    How so? I only have one tongue.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Borrow a friends

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