“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”
“Praise Allah, for soon every American city shall be plagued with disaster and hardship,” al-Zawahiri said in the video, which includes several minutes of footage of young, masked al-Qaeda militants casually sipping beverages as they thumb through the latest issues of Time and U.S. News And World Report. “The infidels have brought this pain and destruction upon themselves through their arrogance and callousness. Soon, the United States will watch in horror as its bridges crumble, its desperate citizens suffer in want of medicine and paying employment, and its once vast riches are reduced to naught. The righteous warriors among our ranks must now unite, get comfortable, and look on from afar at the calamity unfolding in the West.”
https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
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TIL that some think these moldy Pooh jokes still have legs. Tell Facebook I said hi.
TIL that tankies are still super touchy about these silly old Pooh jokes. Tell Dear Leader I said hi, if The Great Firewall of China lets you.
Did you ever stop to consider that a big yellow bear might be a little bit of a racist caricature?
Did you ever stop to consider that cracking down on a silly caricature using government censorship is oppressive and that’s why people keep doing it rather than ascribing racial stereotypes to a cartoon bear?
White men don’t die on the hill of racism challenge 2023 (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)
You’re not that bright, are you?
Obligatory “Shut the fuck up Crakkker”
Obligatory “bite me, tankie” 🤷
I never understood the Winnie the Pooh jokes. They’re not funny and he’s a beloved character so I don’t get it…
I think the meme started with a picture of Xi and Obama being compared with Winnie the Pooh (yellow asian) and Tigger (rhymes with ******). It’s always been racism.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xi-jinping-winnie-the-pooh-comparisons
I can understand if it was censored in China for becoming a fascist symbol for the color revolution, however, it seems to not be the case.
https://news.cgtn.com/news/3d41544e31497a4d/index.html
If a country would go out of their way to ban a cartoon character they wouldn’t have an article in the national news outlet about it. Unless they realized a bit later that banning Winnie the Pooh would be seen as very silly.
Oh so just straight up lies and racism… racists get weirdly creative when it comes to their hatred… I don’t understand the thought process but that’s probably for the best.
Not much to understand: he looks like him and he’s ridiculously touchy about it to the point of using draconian government censorship to stop anyone in China from pointing it out and as such, pointing it out is a fun and silly way to protest oppression.
b8
lol dudes bringing his alts
Nah, I don’t hide behind obscured alts. My other accounts are both called Viking_Hippie so there’s no confusion
