Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前NASA has some explaining to dostartrek.websiteimagemessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down154file-text
arrow-up1930arrow-down1imageNASA has some explaining to dostartrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前message-square151fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·edit-29 个月前This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country. Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·9 个月前Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-29 个月前This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 个月前The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”
minus-squareCareHare@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
minus-squareLifeBandit666@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
But the body of Christ is bread.
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.
But his blood will make you dehydrated.
This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
Don’t ask them about the Jews
Which country?
The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”
It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?