• mastefetri@infosec.pub
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    11 months ago

    Does anyone remember the time this asshole was sexually harassing one of his underlings and he didn’t know the difference between a falafel and a loofah sponge? "I’m going to rub you down with middle eastern food… "

    There’s no reason this hack’s books should be in any school library to begin with.

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      11 months ago

      Bill O’Reilly on sex:

      Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.

      I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.

      Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.

      I wish I were a lesbian.

      All from his classic 1998 novel, Those Who Trespass.

      And no, I’m not making a single one of those quotes up.

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        11 months ago

        I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.

        Um… how is that supposed to work? I hope he included a diagram or something.