The Biden administration demanded Sunday that Texas immediately stop its efforts blocking Border Patrol’s access along a portion of the US-Mexico border, where late Friday a woman and two children drowned after agents were barred from the area by state officials, according to a Homeland Security letter exclusively obtained by CNN.
Oh anyone sane is welcome to seek refugee status in the US. I just feel like the majority of idiots are currently located in these two states, so it’d be easier to save the few with braincells left and then cut the land mass off like a cancerous tumor.
The remaining population will enjoy it, being their own “independent countries” while not having to worry about those inconvenient things like women and LGBTQ+ people accessing Healthcare. Then they can be free to enjoy all the oppression that God intended.
So how long before we just straight declare war on Texas?
I live in Texas, and as an American Citizen, I am asking to be rescued from this hostage situation. Please send help.
Same, my dumbass came here for a job. “It’s such a great area you’ll love it here.”
Now I’m depressed, and I get irritated every time I go outside from how terrible the city / road planning is here.
So now I’m just here job hunting, worst case I vote for less shitty politicians while I’m here, but hoping I can GTFO of here soon.
Please! Give us refugee status and then cut this state from the US! And let Texas take Florida with them!
What about the people that feel they are being held hostage in Florida?
Oh anyone sane is welcome to seek refugee status in the US. I just feel like the majority of idiots are currently located in these two states, so it’d be easier to save the few with braincells left and then cut the land mass off like a cancerous tumor.
The remaining population will enjoy it, being their own “independent countries” while not having to worry about those inconvenient things like women and LGBTQ+ people accessing Healthcare. Then they can be free to enjoy all the oppression that God intended.
Presumably you have a car. Get in it. Start driving. Don’t stop until you’re out of the shithole.
If we win, T*xas is no more.
If they win, T*xas is no longer part of the USA.
I see no downsides.
I’m sorry man but censoring the name of the state is pure fucking cringe.
I’m sorry, there are children about, I wouldn’t want to warp their sensitive minds with something as vile as the Lone Star State.
just start calling it the 1-star ★☆☆☆☆ state.
Sometimes, I really hate they don’t let you give zero stars.
This is one of those times
Tex☆s would have been more clever.
I know, I got the joke. You are implying its a dirty word by censoring it.
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Oh I do. It’s just, like I said, your joke is extremely cringy.
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Holy crap that really did get to you didn’t it?