• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    I will wire a USB cable to a rusty 9 inch nail & apply it directly to my forehead - one way or another I’m uploading my ass to that ship, there must be a glorious hole somewhere in their firewall, I’m certain of it.

    (And then also serve my new domy mommy, which isn’t really a requirement on my part tbh but it certainly doesn’t hurt)

    … but seriously, think of the little things, like imagine just stepping into that charging pod & then fell rested afterwards?