jonuno@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoYou wake up and read that China decisively has moved in to unload it's military in Taiwan. What do you do?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down130
arrow-up1-16arrow-down1message-squareYou wake up and read that China decisively has moved in to unload it's military in Taiwan. What do you do?jonuno@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·11 months agoI would teleport myself to Taipei and immediately engage the entirety of the Chinese invasion force in furious hand-to-hand combat. Then I would stick around for the victory parade before heading back home to tell my boss why I missed work.
I would teleport myself to Taipei and immediately engage the entirety of the Chinese invasion force in furious hand-to-hand combat. Then I would stick around for the victory parade before heading back home to tell my boss why I missed work.