I am a janitor and the dreaded time came when someone informed me of a massive mess in the bathroom. I go in there expecting the scene from Dumb & Dumberer with the chocolate based on what was described to me aaaaaand… There was like a single sheet of soiled toilet paper on the floor. 🤦♂️
Me working at Jimmy Johns - slicing meat like a boss
Ms Thunder-Thighs Crack McPipe skips the line and goes straight to bathroom.
Boss comes out an hour later “Hey meat slicer. I need you to clean the bathroom.”
SHIT EVERYWHERE. On the floor, on the toilet, on the walls, ON THE 15 foot ceiling.
I quit in the spot.
I am a janitor and the dreaded time came when someone informed me of a massive mess in the bathroom. I go in there expecting the scene from Dumb & Dumberer with the chocolate based on what was described to me aaaaaand… There was like a single sheet of soiled toilet paper on the floor. 🤦♂️
Sometimes when I close my eyes I still see wet shit Picasso dripping off the bathroom ceiling.
It’s been 20+ years.