The body of Christ: black on the outside, white on the inside
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.
I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…Because sucrose is eternal.
Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.
I’m replaying Deus Ex right now, and I’m baffled the devs forgot to include this
This is one of the best memes I’ve seen all year.
The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!
We gotta replace the wine with milk.
Which has some concerning implications
What’s to question? The lord clearly has a sweet set of big mommy milkers. Was this not made clear by the phrase “Jesus tittyfucking Christ”?