Violet’s hornyposting will peak in about a week and half, before subsiding for a few weeks.
So you’re saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome
i’m hyper-fixated on the 2 guys i’ve been constantly talking about
eyes on the prize i’ll bang them one of these days
i’m 1 step away from calling my parents and asking them to tell them guys it’s okay to fuck if u wanna fuck
If you do call them and they say its okay I owe you and your parents a high five (no home delivery)
🙁 I’m sorry… would a sweet roll help? 🥐
Maybe a little skooma could alleviate the pain.
“This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!”
I don’t remember who said it, but I’ve always remembered the best description of the whole process as: “my body is punishing me for not being pregnant.”
Always gets a sympathetic groan.
If you hate your body now, wait for perimenopause to hit. Periods sucked for 30 years, but this is hell.
Yay, no period this month- wait, you showed up 3 weeks late? And another one two weeks later??? fuck this shit forreal
The worst part is having kids, and still getting periods anyway
Body’s still warm.
