President Donald Trump was evacuated from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner after multiple gunshots were heard in the ballroom.

One officer was shot, but he was “saved by the fact that he was wearing obviously a very good bulletproof vest,” Trump later told reporters at the White House.

The suspected shooter was identified later Saturday as Cole Allen of Torrance, California, a former senior law enforcement official briefed on the matter told MS NOW.

I’m betting this was all staged. Either that or Iran is trying to get him.

*Edit: Alternative Idea – what if this was one of his cultists who came to kill off the “fake news” media?

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    Yeah let’s not let pesky things like “what in fuck good would this do for trump?” Get in the way of throwing spaghetti at the wall!

    Be skeptical. Jesus Christ people.

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      Also look at the fact that none of the dipshits in charge of the government right now can keep a secret and see if anyone put a few grand on “attempted assassination” on polymarket 20 minutes before it happened.

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        I thought some of these idiots were claiming there was something vaguely related on polymarket. You make a good point though. It wouldn’t be quite so vague because none of them fear consequences and none of them are smart enough to keep a secret or be covert in any way

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      Yeah, what would a guy who had a surge in popularity after a previous assassination attempt, think he could possibly get from another assassination attempt at a time when his poll numbers are not only historic low for him, but for the office of the presidency in general, with midterm elections coming up that have republicans predicted to lose big, probably to more aggressive leftists/liberals who will absolutely impeach him and 25th amendment him afterwards.

      Such a mystery what he could gain from it and its convenient timing.

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      These people are so incredibly fucking stupid. It’s been wild watching the people I agree with slowly start to sound like the Rush-Limbaugh-guzzling halfwits I grew up with. Even if they’re right in the end, their reasons for arriving at this conclusion are just impossibly childish.