Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in Pennsylvania Wokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
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Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in
PennsylvaniaWokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!C’mon man, Transylvania is right there
Transylgaynia
Even better. Shit, that could be a bumper sticker.
It’s bad form to name a place after another place.
Kicks New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico under the rug
Fucking typical, everyone forgets about New Jersey …
That’s why I am happy I live in Springfield.
keep on kicking
How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.