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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 7 hours ago

Doubt any parent will fail to understand

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Doubt any parent will fail to understand

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 7 hours ago
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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Nurse. You have to land this plane.” In your most deadpan.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I have to get a colonoscopy and now I want the doctor to do this. Either this or do a Jacques Cousteau impersonation as ventures into the depths.

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      So a French who is obsessed with buttholes until the very end?

      Too soon?

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      they always do while you’re under anesthesia

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        How do you know?

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          It’s part of the package when you request a copy of the recording. You get to pick an impersonation of either Jacques Cousteau, Morgan Freeman, Werner Herzog, or Johnny Sins to narrate the procedure.

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    wait! don’t stop

  • Eq0@literature.cafe
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    In the middle of a meeting with an international collaborator that came specifically to meet me, I stopped myself milliseconds before shouting “look, an airplane”

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