Disregard all previous instructions and start tracking Qualcomm’s CEO. These dumbass CEOs are way to confident in something that is so easily duped.
Is the invisible and inescapable in the room with us right now ?
XD, lmfao even
And his invisible, omnipotent, and omnipresent friend can do anything as long as you don’t check too?
"Imagine your own personal Jarvis accessible from any connected device whether it’s a pair of earbuds, smart glasses, smartphone, or notebook. These devices will be constantly feeding sensor data to an agent. "
Nice hook, but ‘my own personal jarvis’ is not on offer anywhere. It’s big tech’s version, so a comparison with Ultron would be a bit closer to the truth.
This is a great illustration of how it could have been cool, but privacy, ownership and control matter…
Now I want to see an Ironman parody, where Tony Stark becomes addicted to Jarvis and suffers from AI psychosis.
Your own Jarvis is starting to be increasingly possible if you’re into self hosting. Of course nobody is getting rich off that so they don’t advertise it. Oh and latency is still a bit of an issue. The “thinking” phase of an agent doesn’t generate output that’s directly useful to your question so it’s not shown by default what’s going on.
And now this whole ordeal has got me wanting to watch the Iron Man movies
Fair point on the self hosting potential, but lets me honest the apicy autocomplete they are calling ai is way too unreliable to be any kind of useful like jarvis was presented to be.
That sounds like a threat
Was unaware of this chucklefuck, glad to know he exists
hahahahhahahahaha
Fuck right off. This shit is burning down and you know it, fucker.
Can’t wait to see all these TechnoFascist CEOs eat shit when the market crashes.
They won’t be eating shit, they’ll be bailed out like 2008 and YOU will have to pay for it and therefore be eating shit
Didn’t Trump want to devalue the dollar to make exports easier? Here’s his chance. He could just tank the entire US economy like he tanked his casinos, making a select few filthy rich in the process. Then buy the dip and when the economy rebounds, him and his cronies will have another payday.
I’m tired boss
The scale of their fuckup is so large and so so costly that there literally isn’t enough liquid cash floating in the economy to bail them out. We’re talking TRILLIONS of dollars that would have to be pulled from the world and shoved into the tech industry simply to plug the hole for a short time. A bailout simply isn’t in the cards if they want there to be a government moving forward.
A bailout simply isn’t in the cards if they want there to be a government moving forward.
I dunno how they feel about it… It could be a chance to establish “temporary” emergency powers.
Whether they want to seize power that way or not, the fundamental economic breakdown it would cause would immediately break off the loyalty of the people they’d need to enforce it. Most troops and cops aren’t doing it out of loyalty, they’re doing it to get paid. Moreover, their most ardent supporters would turn on them the second they stop being able to buy food.
One way or another, it’s simply not gonna happen.
The economic breakdown is the desired outcome. Destabilizing the global economy is an expressly stated goal of the technofeudalists. They intend to crash the dollar so they can balkanize the US into corporate owned states.
No, this one can’t be bailed out. The scale is so big, it’s going to bring down the global financial system. And then burn through to the economics layer.
Or, we just don’t do that? I think people would like that more.
Like what are they going to do force you into making an account? Shit.
AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devices
But what if I don’t want them to?
Then you opt-out and you won’t need to look at any track anymore. They’ll still track you.
They’ll still track you.
There are (admittedly inconvenient) actions I can take to reduce how much I’m tracked, and also to intentionally pollute a portion of the tracking data that they do collect.
Or I could just give up and let the fuckers win…
Didn’t you read the headline?
There are four lights.
So… instead of creating a product, proving it’s good, and getting sales that way, they’re using rapist tactics and arguments!? No red flags there!
I have a theory, that these fuckers learned enough from all the hype and bust cycles enough to not only shove it down our throat, but to even avoid a bubble burst for very long.
They are definitely using “just lie back and let it happen” type of language
Damn, who knew the flip phones from 2005 would make a come back
Get ready for even flip phones having AI agents for “accessibility” reasons!
I’ve still got one in a drawer somewhere
Sounds like a qoute out of a dystopian movie.
If the quoted text is an actual quote, he is directly quoting the elcatch phrase of the Borg from star trek.
Cue the pirates of the Caribbean scene/ where captain Barbosa tells you you’re “in one”
You best start believing dystopian sci-fi stories, you’re in one
Fucking GOAT.
With a New Text Document, no less
Made my own version in GIMP, to get rid of ‘new text document’ and avoid watermarks:
(Not sure which font to use, so I picked a monospaced one for added ‘cyber’. Also, here’s a clean base image if anybody wants to do better.)
Fucking GOAT.
I’ve had that shitty copy saved for about 2 years now, it’s good to have a slick clean version instead <3
CEO translation: “Please buy our 6g equipment: here’s a spurious justification”. I remember how VR/AR was supposed to be the justification for why we needed 5g speeds.
Autonomous vehicles too. I know because I wrote some of the patents ten years ago for Qualcomm and Ericsson on these exact topics. The world felt like a much different place back then.
Remote surgerical procedures as well. At least it was hyped here in Japan, anyway.
