VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThreats and promises are your guiding principles?discuss.onlineimagemessage-square147linkfedilinkarrow-up11.22Karrow-down119
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1imageThreats and promises are your guiding principles?discuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square147linkfedilink
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 months agoall hail daannii, god of helping strangers
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoSounds good to me! All bow down to daanii or be purged! PURGE THE HERETICS!
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoDaannii, Patron Saint of Stranger Helping
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoUnlike Detective J.J. Bittenbinder, the Demonic Herald of Stranger Danger.
minus-squaresuigenerix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAmen! Great news! You’re all welcome to the new Church of Daannii I’ve started. We live purely for the glory of Daannii’s sacrifice to strangers. (Also, please remember to bring your 10% tithe each week.) Praise Daannii!
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoHoly shit this has to be how Christianity happened
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSounds like something a Heretic would say……
minus-squaredaannii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWho knows how many saints were just atheists showing some common decency and empathy.
all hail daannii, god of helping strangers
Sounds good to me! All bow down to daanii or be purged! PURGE THE HERETICS!
Praise Daanii!
Daannii, Patron Saint of Stranger Helping
Unlike Detective J.J. Bittenbinder, the Demonic Herald of Stranger Danger.
Amen!
Great news! You’re all welcome to the new Church of Daannii I’ve started. We live purely for the glory of Daannii’s sacrifice to strangers.
(Also, please remember to bring your 10% tithe each week.)
Praise Daannii!
Holy shit this has to be how Christianity happened
Sounds like something a Heretic would say……
Who knows how many saints were just atheists showing some common decency and empathy.