The big bang theory theme song?

Drive with both feet.

Tiny-Rex

Maybe not that long, but they were long enough. We didn’t have 70" HD screens back then, and if you sat further back than 3’ you couldn’t see shit!

I’m writing that into my head cannon. The monkey is cursed to punish greed, but it’s benevolence is abundant!

They just haven’t finished working out yet.

I didn’t realize this was an option. I’m going to start putting together a similar letter for the pope.

GARY?!?

Try Vault 108.

That’s because no modern leaders have majestic moustaches anymore.

Get atta mah swamp!

Don’t stand so close to me?

Woah Buddy, I ain’t your friend.

For what it’s worth, it’s not exactly the same COVID. I’m no scientist, but as I understand, the majority of COVID viruses are less dangerous than the 2020 batch. Millions of people died that year. If that were still the case, we’d be seeing a lot more death.

Ahhh. I get it now!

MANHO ASSESS?

I’m circumcised and wouldn’t mind less sensitivity than I have now.

Right, but I think making it mandatory is the big question here.

Interesting that AI knows you don’t tattoo a nipple, but not where they are located.

Another person on the Internet who acts like they are a doctor!

It was actually because I only drink breast milk and shit in my pants.