I think I’m slightly above you on the simulation leaderboard.

If the video doesn’t play, or isn’t on your screen for at least x seconds, they don’t get paid.

Don’t microwave the hamster!!

Have you ever suspected any of your male friends of doing any of this?

If a gaming friend started asking me about my intentions with other gaming friends that they don’t know, I’d be VERY creeped out by that. It sounds to me like you were looking for more than friends and got disappointed when you discovered that she just wants gaming partners.

Yes.

Who the fuck calls LinkedIn to check on the status of a social media post?

This is just a way to get more page hits to inflate their “daily/weekly/monthly participation” numbers.

Buttons over gestures for life!

Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.

Not with that attitude.

No need. The Gay-Team takes the train. Choo chooooo!

And Clumsy Smurf is 35% of them.

I tried dying.

“It appears that user [deleted] had the most well received solution to that problem with over 2.7k upvotes. They recommend [deleted by user].”

Damnit. Where’d my Rita Hayworth poster go?

The inability to process their raw emotions.

When an adult hears disappointing news, they say ok, and think about how they can get a better outcome next time.

A child starts yelling and crying and hitting.

Tell a kid that there’s a pizza party later, and they’ll want a PIZZA PARTY RIGHT NOW!

Adults are able to wait until later without bouncing off the walls or whining for it to happen now.

Did you know there wasn’t a SINGLE example of nude limbo in the first page of those results? That should be worth a ban.

You just rephrased the same sentence three ways and tried to use that as evidence for itself. You might not understand logic, but the rest of us do, and aren’t amused.

Looks like you interrupted their private time.

Most Conservatives aren’t Nazis.

Oh wait, that’s fucking stupid, and so are you.

I don’t generally start posts like this, but I feel the line above was my invitation:

Hey, dumbass. If you would settle down for one minute and think about the words that you’re looking at before you start flipping out on people, you might realize that

JOINING A NAZI GROUP IS THE ACTION OF AN INDIVIDUAL.

PARTICIPATING IN A NAZI ACTIVITIES ARE THE ACTIONS OF AN INDIVIDUAL.

SUPPORTING OR DONATING TO NAZI GROUPS IS AN ACTION OF AN INDIVIDUAL.

I’m talking about shit like: The Nazis were German, so Germans are Nazis. Israel is committing genocide, so Jews are evil. There was a trans school shooter, so trans people are dangerous.

Go take all your impotent energy and do something useful instead of blowing up on people who are on the same side as you, you stupid ignorant fuck.

I agree, if you mean: We should be able to criticize individuals for their own actions.

Not entire groups of people based on generalizations.

I started in a/s/l? chat rooms, but as social media has evolved, so has the discourse. I think I had to relearn every time I changed platforms.