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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?
This post is bullshit.
I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
God I’m old.
That entire thing was super mean iirc
That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this
Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.
Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???
How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?
Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.
Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)
Oh I already owned the belt.
Sans belt, it’d certainly conjure something up in me.
Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops
He didn’t get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.
Probably didn’t get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don’t have doors on the ground floor.

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?
Kazuma’s “Steal” ability would have interesting results against this wizard.
Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.
It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)
Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur
That sounds way to good as a company or band name.
What, no garters and stockings?
That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.
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Under the thick ass-robe
Help me balance my wizard budget
The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…
Depends on location.
Here in NZ ‘plus sizes’ are… big here.
As in, available in ordinary department stores.
You mean that you can find the equivalent of a US 32 band size with a greater than H cup in stores?
Yeah. One of the standard department stores near me has larger ones than on that chart in local sizing.
If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren’t (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.
Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-








