Looks like a softail, let’s say it’s a recent one with the Milwaukee eight 107 that has a stroke of 4.374 inches.

1 mile = 5280ft = 63,360in / 4.374in = 14,486 strokes.

Yeah, not surprised a bunch of motorcycle enthusiasts want to crank this guy’s hog. South Park had it right.

Never judge a man til you’ve ridden behind him after he polished off six beef burritos and a short case.