Overall AGM plan available here
Members are invited to table motions and vote on other motions tabled. You may table as many motions as you wish, and you may vote on as many motions as you wish.
To table a motion, leave a top-level comment on the future phase 2 post following this template:
I <your name> hereby move that <motion content>
To vote on a motion, leave a reply saying “YEA” or “NAY”. Speaker shall “ACK” valid votes.
The tabling & voting period shall end 72 hours after time of opening. Be sure to have your motions tabled and your YEAS/NAYS cast by 2026-08-13 01:00 UTC.
WHEREAS content creators @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org and @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org share a Lemmy birthday on the eighth day of June,
WHEREAS @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org created celebratory content for the day last year, as seen here,
WHEREAS @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org did not create content to celebrate the occasion this past June eighth,
WHEREAS @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org has since gone to bed every evening with tears running down his face and has cried long into the night, preventing essential sleep,
IT IS HEREBY MOVED THAT FUCC call on @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org to:
- Create apologetic content for missing the event on 2026-06-08
- Promise to create the celebratory content for the shared @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org-@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org Lemmy birthday every even-numbered year
YEA
ACK YEA
Yea
ACK YEA
WHEREAS wasn’t in rfc2119 last time I checked
Yea
ACK YEA
If they’re requesting comments, I’d comment that they should add WHEREAS!
YEAH!
ACK YEA
YEA
ACK YEA
NAY
Wow okay
ACK NAY
I wanted to spare you the pain.
You’re 2 months too late for that!
I’m sorry he did it to you too, just differently.
I <your name> hereby move that <motion content>
“YEA” or “NAY”
ACK QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION
<vote>
ACK <vote>
I pieguy hereby move that Funhole become like that Kubrick movie, Eyes Wide Shut. In the event that that one is unavailable or deleted another Kubrick movie may be chosen in its stead.
I’m sorry who are you???
Apology accepted
NAY. I remember that the movie was controversial and adults only. I want Funhole to remain uncontroversial (as it is now) and all ages.
COMPROMISE
I don’t recall any guns or boobs in 2001: A Space Odyssey, would you be amenable to that?
YEA
ACK YEAWait, what did you vote on?
The COMPROMISE
ACK YEA AS AMENDED
i dont get it
I pieguy hereby move that World Egg Day, in which we celebrate the importance of eggs to Funhole content, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every second Friday of October.
POINT OF ORDER.
You can’t just say egg. What egg?
What you egg! Young fry of treachery.
- Unnamed Murderer in Macbeth⁰, - Act 4, Scene 2
⁰. Shakespeare W. The tragedie of Macbeth. In: Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies. Isaac Jaggard and Ed. Blount; 1623:sigs ll6r-nn3v.
Uhh, yes I can? Just watch me:
Egg
OBJECTION: egging the witness
YEA
ACK YEA
I pieguy hereby move that FUCC day, in which we celebrate the creators who put their content into the hole, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every first day of February.
YEA
ACK YEA
NAY
I’m busy that day
ACK NAY
Every year?
No, only the ones in the future
I jdr hereby move that pawn to queen 4
YEA
ACK YEA
I propose that January 15 be celebrated as FREE CALIBRATION POST REMEMBRANCE DAY.
YEA
Free Calistein
ACK YEA
Calistein didn’t kill himself!
YEA
ACK YEA
You sunk my battleship!
B3
ACK HIT
I pieguy hereby move that Content Perseverance Day, in which we mourn the content lost in the Great Content Calamity of 2026 and recognize the resolve of creators to keep creating content, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every thirteenth day of May.
YEA
ACK YEA
YEA
ACK YEA
I, me, hereby move that this house abolish the subjunctive.
NAY, it is vital that the subjunctive remain legal
ACK NAY
Thank you for tabling content!
Oh my god! It’s an ultra rare engagement from qrstuv!
Yea!
ACK YEA
YEA
ACK YEA
INQUIRY:
Are you moving that you wish for FUCC members to send you money or that they must send you money?
I want to say must, but I will say wish.
This is in-order!
YEA
ACK YEA
Notptr hereby movr that all content needs to be magical
The speaker is inclined to rule this out-of-order as content is believed to already be magical intrinsically.
NAY
ACK NAY
I also hereby move that January 6th should be celebrated as the Funhole Day of Donald Trump.
NAY
That’s bean day which takes precedence
Ohhhhh. That’s clever. And I thought it was all really just about beans until now.
I really hope beans can find a way to a third term!
It really is just about beans! It was bean day before it was that other day!
Yeah!
;)
Also the Order of Happy Little Beans is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Members are selected at random for an office term of 1 year, but all decisions must be approved by the Order at large.
That’s fine with me. I’m a trotskyist.
ACK NAY
And lastly I hereby move that April 30th be celebrated as the day of Saving Democracy.
That’s also International Jazz Day!
YEA
Someone will interpret this collision as racism. Maybe we should move it.
I’m not sure I see the link!
i didnt send one!
ACK YEA
