sorry bucko, my balls were incinerated as medical waste
theyre just going to staple truck nuts onto you
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you mean they can’t just glue some random guy’s balls to you? What, no way! /s
John R Brinkly has entered the chat
oh shit someone actually did that
And not just random guys. Random goats.
uncomfortable wording
be trans man
pretend you’re a trans woman
“mr trump I transitioned, please bring back my penis”
they give you penis
profitbe trans woman
pretend you’re a trans man
“mr trump I transitioned, please bring back my vagina”
they give you vagina
profitIf Donald Trump magically gave me my penis back, I would save up 20k and get that shit chopped off again in Thailand faster than you can blink.
That’s such a comically absurd claim. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any transphobe or chud politician call for reversal surgeries. He just made that up on the spot. Truly the greatest poster.
The guy who made up hospital beds from Elysium? I can’t believe it.
“A specter is haunting Trump-- the specter of my penits!” -Karla Marx
"They’re doing reverse surgery. Nobody ever heard about it.”
new trumpism thats going to rattle around my brain for many years









