Those glasses feel flimsy and cheap. Like two-dollar kid’s sunglasses. I’d be embarrassed to wear them even if they weren’t pervert glasses.

I’m guessing Bezos is happy we’re not mocking him for the moment. Fuck you, too, Jeff. You fucking loser. Your hot wife left you, so you married an ugly, swollen pin-cushion-lipped, gold-digging cunt. You traded down, and everyone knows it.