as a fish myself, this offends me
Internet fishing is fun.
Pardon me, do you know where I can buy this hat?
Aah, another fish fucker (we wish, right?).
Have you SEEN Prince Sidon? I mean, god DAMN.
John Oliver voice: Now that is a fish that we all want to fuck.
As a vegan, cringe
That looks like a perfect carpet for my carp pet
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I think there were a lot of jokes about the common “women want me, fish fear me” hats, that turned into parody versions thay are now expanding outward in ways that increasingly diverge from the original.
That’s just a guess, though. Or, just me making up a reason.
the classics are classic for a reason
The last hat is for this guy:
Because I fuck the fish.
Found The Deeps Lemmy user.
What are you, a gay fish?
That position has already been filled by Kanye West.
I came here for this
That’s an unsettling message. Please stick to a more limited number of type faces.
They/them want me, fish fear me.
The only fish pronouns I recognize are grilled/yummy.
All my homies like beer battered
What about a human who likes fish sticks
Do you like fish sticks?
Believe it or not, gay fish.
recreational animal torture is fucking weird.
You’re right, but come on, nobody here is worried about weird.
Only slightly worse than astrology.
Kill em quick, eat their dicks.
Boo, vegan.
Can you explain why to boo vegans?
I actually don’t have a problem with vegans in general.
But the fingerwagging judgy ones, with their hoiler than thou attitude, shaming others for not subscribing to their view, comparing eating meat to torture done for fun?..
boo to them.
…why? like, if you cut off the top half of the shirt it’d just sound psychotically evil, the shirt’s only funny because of the sudden shift in tone
and you don’t even have to be vegan to agree that recreational hunting is pretty fucked up (although admittedly that’s not precisely what the shirt says but is almost certainly the context in which it’s being worn)
Don’t boo people for being vegan??
vegans aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
we are, and we can.
alright then bring it
preposterous.
all the “vegans” I have had interactions with online were absurd, emotional, and mentally deficient. all the same qualities of a low quality troll.
they can’t be real because nobody would be stupid enough to weaken themselves by strictly eating vegetation.
besides wouldn’t hurting people go against their whole “vegan” moral superiority?
edit: sorry, didn’t realize I was dealing with the Mormons of the food world.
Your comment on the other hand seems completely reasonable, calm, composed, and truly intellectually capable lmao. No low quality troll detected at all. Maybe the conversations you’re having are so bad quality because of your deficiencies in communication skills? Just a thought, check the mirror.
couldn’t have been that low considering such a “high quality vegan” such as yourself responded.
Maybe the conversations you’re having are so bad quality because of your deficiencies in communication skills?
all the “vegans” I have had interactions with online were absurd, emotional, and mentally deficient.
Emotional, yes. Empathy tends to do that.
Absurd? Mentally deficient? Be more specific. I suspect you don’t like being confronted with the consequences of your choices, so you deflect instead of reflect.
they can’t be real because nobody would be stupid enough to weaken themselves by strictly eating vegetation.
Weaken? Apart from B-12, which many people take supplements for, what do you think is missing from a vegan diet? Certainly not protein; beans are wonderful.
besides wouldn’t hurting people go against their whole “vegan” moral superiority?
Not necessarily. If a person is causing harm and refuses to stop, they may have to be physically stopped.
I’m saving this, thank you. edit: looks like all that heme iron is affecting your sarcasm detection skills
we should all take cues from someone on the RFK meal plan.
Good thing he’s spearfishing.
Oh, you.
A well used meme.
I have a nit to pick
It uses the contraction you’re first, then goes all you are for the fish.
Feels wrongIt signals a change in tone. I’ll allow it.
