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SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

Not the fish metaphor

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Not the fish metaphor

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip
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    2 hours ago

    Ah, the drama of youth. It’s wasted on y’all.

  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Be way better if people said you’re fucked and you should become a monk? Heaps more realistic too obviously?

    Don’t be a child. Infatuation is fun but meaningless, love is built on years of experiences.

  • therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If they rejected you they were never the “love of your life” to start off with.

    It takes two to tango, you know.

    • glimse@lemmy.world
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      I thought the same thing. That’s not the love of your life, that’s an obsession

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        11 hours ago

        Uh, wrong, some people just need a little longer and that’s what my 368 following texts are for.

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    There’s plenty of fish in the sea but unfortunately I’m a goddamn land vertebrate.

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      All land vertebrates are descended from Sarcopterygii fishes, so we are also fishes in a sense.

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    Imagine making a human the center of your existence before you’ve dated or given birth to them

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    Humans are fish, taxonomically speaking, so it all makes sense.

    • draoidh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 hours ago

      But there’s no such thing as a fish!

      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
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        11 hours ago

        Well, that’s the competing hypothesis.

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        Everything is a fish and a worm 🪱

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