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How is this a “couple meme”?
Maybe they’re a trouple
One of them isn’t gay though :(
But $20 is $20 tho
Might need 40 in this situation
He’s hourly
$2 it is
20$
I saw that “I’m not gay but $20 is $20 shirt” at a store in the mall and thought who would buy that? Well now I know
I mean, it is $20 you didn’t have before.
Minus the investment cost of the shirt
But with the additional opportunities the advertising brings in…
Which could be more than $20, therefore a loss, although you can reuse the shirt, and possibly make money if you’re willing to be gay for $20 several times.
That shirt will definitely lead to this conversation
I hope that the guy on the left doesn’t think that eating pussies is a lesbian thing, or I pity his girlfriend (if he’s straight, of course).
I would probably wear something like that if that’s the first thing in a used clothes store that fits. And then just state that instead of elaborating whenever people ask, if ever.
They who dare to wear the shirt, must commit to the bad joke. Commitment means keeping kayfabe until exit.
I’d wear it right.
I’d loudly exclaim upon anyone referencing or noticing it in any overt form however minor, that I had no idea such acts of animal abuse occurred, staying in character as one who does not know of the existence of cunnilingus.
I would then act extremely shocked and perhaps even aghast (but never disgusted, that’s crucial to the exit) that the act of cunnilingus exists if anyone then points it out (that’s never going to happen, but a good actor rehearses).
But then upon my exit of any room or every 15 minutes if in an outdoor location, I would loudly exclaim to anyone in earshot:
“I am an amateur actor and this shirt is an ironic joke. In reality, I believe that oral sex can be a great part of a healthy sexual interaction, and I am personally a great proponent of it no matter the genitalia expression. I will reply to any challenges to this statement with an offer to perform cunnilingus, fellatio, and/or anilingus upon the challenger, some conditions non-withstanding; thank you for your attention to this matter and have a great day!”
Alternatively, I’d just wear the shirt, forget what it even said as I go about my day, which will elicit absolutely no reactions, and then giggle to myself only when I turn it right side back out before throwing it in the wash.
It’s just a shirt y’all.
Lesbians eat what??!!
Vegan food. I mean, a lot of them eat vegan. Not all of them.
I don’t think pussy juice is vegan.
in fact it is! no one suffers when you eat pussy (consensually) ;3
It was made by a mammal :P
Consensually, that’s what makes it vegan.
The question is whether consentual non-consent pussy juice is vegan, or if you have to roleplay as a carnist.
Interesting
Depends if you’re talking about ethical vegan or dietary vegan.
If it’s human based and there’s consent, there are vegan factions who find that A-OK and would still consider it vegan.
At least, that’s how I understand it from having dated and befriended my fair share of vegans.
Why do gay men always chooose hottest spokespoeple…hmmm…
I suspect you know exactly why
and also, fuck you for making me explain the fucking joke
May I rhetorically answer;Why are all Republican women a carbon-copy blonde, big-titted and wide assed?
