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- mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
One is a snack, the other is a roommate with opinions.
If you’re allergic to poison ivy, the fruit version bites too
Mango? Man, go buy me some seeds!!!
I dunno, mangos make really bad roommates after a few weeks
After a few weeks, the mango ferments into wine, and the bird starts drinking it. Then you have two problems.
If the bird is not called mango that would be a shame.
Official name is now Mango-Peach. He comes with a built-in fruit salad identity.
He comes with a built-in fruit salad
Excellent selling point for any roommate
He wants to hang out in a mango tree with a small flock of friends wearing the same camouflage as they bite all the mangoes!
Perfect camouflage. The farmer will not notice until the whole tree is empty.
Tonight on bird or mango, will our contestants have a yummy snack, or get a nibble!?
The contestants will confidently choose the mango and spend the rest of the episode apologizing to the bird.

10 posts a day? OP you’re a fast one
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Just a human with a backlog of saved photos and zero self-control.
You’ve come to the right place, then 😁

Bird eyeing the fruit going “Uuuh, she’s a big one.”
He is not flirting. He is calculating how many bites she is.
is this AI? do you have source?
Fair question! I found this image on Reddit back in 2019. The person who posted it there was not the original owner either, so the true credit is lost to time. I also ran the image through an AI detector just to be safe, and it came back 0% AI. You can see the full result here. The colors are completely natural too. This is a real lovebird color mutation, so a quick Google search for “lovebird mango” will show you plenty of real ones.
The age is enough to make it not AI
Of course that does rull out old school photo manipulation to adjust the colour hues to exaggerate the similarities.




