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Blahaj!
Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don’t know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?
:3
(Me thinking about gains)
(clocks what sub I’m oh)
Oh lul
Does that include Blahaj?
killed by blahaj
Death by
Spoiler
cuddle
Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!
if that’s how I’m meant to die, so be it
“On the moon” as in the moon moon, or as in moonshine? I will press either way, just curious.
On the actual moon
Presses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.
… by choking on a shark
Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
Took me a second
I’d be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
Girl I’m not even trans and even I would
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I mean, cis folks can have ideal bodies that don’t match their own, too. That’s most of the reason people talk about unrealistic beauty standards in media.
But now I’m wondering, if a severely uncracked egg pressed the button, expecting a “better” body matching their agab, would they get that, or the mother of all forced egg cracks?
Well I would be impolite and possibly harmful if the button disrespected the prime egg directive
If I’m trans, you’re gonna have to wait a hell of a lot longer than 1 year, cause I’m very comfortable with my gender
Uh… let’s say you pressed the button… more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or…
Asking for a friend, of course.
where would you even store all those bodies
Eat them of course. Don’t you know that meat cost much
True, you are what you eat.
It’d have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won’t need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time
Hey! Nothing happened? … Oh :)
I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.
I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o
buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS
Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)
