This lemming warns women not to trust any ICE agent trying to date them.
I would distrust any woman who would date an ICE agent, too.
People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.
As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.
Damn, haven’t seen the word eunuch used in everyday conversation in a while.
Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can’t have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.
Appropriately crossposted to nottheonion lol. This is like a real life version of Lysistrata.
is that what the bestiality clause is about?
FBI previously automatically disqualified people who acknowledged engaging in crimes including prostitution or bestiality, which is sexual activity between a human and an animal
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Я спйнаж! 😈
Should that not be the other way round?
How far have we come from 2000’s Hollywood movies bigging FBI up
FBI added to this same warning, but animals too, instead of just women. /s
Anyone wanting to date an ICEhole is a piece of shit, fucked in the head, or someone who wants to compromise them. And I’m happy that’s their only choice, because it’s the least they deserve.
There has been a ton of stories lately of women targeting ICE agents and getting valuable intel on their operations which they pass along to anti-ice organizations, or working to out them to the public and reveal their identity.
Heroes
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Ah yes, I remember how there were women who lured SS officers to their death this way during the second world war.
Nice to see this technique has not been forgotten.
Freddie Oversteegen for the win.
(note to self: I should insert a few of these names into my flashcard deck)
Wow my last post is a lot more fucked up than it was funny and actually has me wondering : What if they started doing forced conscription for the “for-life,” prisoners or prisoners on death row to be ICE Agents?
That’s been the case with Russian recruiting since about the start of the second year of the Ukraine war.
Look up Oskar Dirlewanger and his group in the Nazis… They literally had murderers in their ranks
Wow, fucking really!! That’s fucked up!!! I just read into the guy not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
Googled him again just now and read more into him. That was truly a monster of a I can’t even say human.
But after looking into how it went before which I never knew even happened before at a point in time but go fuckin’ figure it’s happened before🤦🏻♂️ I suppose it answers my question of how would it go forcing conscription upon prisoners serving life sentences or are on death row to be ICE Agents. 🤦🏻♂️ It wouldn’t go well at all.
Oskar himself was convicted of raping a 14 year old girl in the 1920s.
This is the same FBI that is now overlooking incidents of bestiality in applicants, as of this week.
“I’m trying to understand why you did this,” [Republican Senator John] Kennedy told Patel. “We’re having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents we all can trust … Why would you even get into bestiality?”
Patel said the change was recommended to him after he saw various “cases” in which qualified FBI applicants were denied consideration because they had been forced into bestiality as a result of human trafficking.
Ngl, I had a very confused hold the fuck up, what the hell are you even saying second there. Apparently I am not alone:
“I say this with respect to the person who recommended it, why didn’t you just say: ‘What planet did you parachute in from?’” Kennedy replied.
And all this in the same week. Coincidence? 🤔
You KNOW you’re behaving crazily when even Senator Foghorn Leghorn is dunking on you like that!
I love the article’s description of trad wives:
“…conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss.”
