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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 天前

The sexy carrots that I grew

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The sexy carrots that I grew

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 天前
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  • glimse@lemmy.world
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    9 天前

    I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.

    You didn’t grow shit. I don’t think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there’s not a reddit meme with the steps

    • Bo7a@piefed.ca
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      Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil’s sexy leather pants.

      image

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      • glimse@lemmy.world
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        That carrot’s about to put you in restraints

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      9 天前

      Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

      • glimse@lemmy.world
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        I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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          I remember when “meme” was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.

        • boonhet@lemmy.zip
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          Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme

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    Shouldn’t this be marked as a reddit repost? People are interacting with the bot as if it was real person that grew this vegetable.

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.

  • ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org
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    bad bot.

    • GardenGeek@europe.pub
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      That one isn’t a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy… maybe with questionable means.

      • Rimu@piefed.social
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        They are using multiple accounts to try to mask it. I’m not sure but it seems like about 4 to 6 different accounts all run by the same guy.

        It is a deluge. It is deceptive. No one opted in to it.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    “That carrot is hung like a horse” is not something You hear often.

  • cyberangelcorpse@sh.itjust.works
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    Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.

      Carrots are still good-to-go.

      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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        Took long enough. Better late than never

      • cyberangelcorpse@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah sorry just learned

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 天前

    Stupid sexy carrots

  • TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
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    8 天前

    meeeeeeeeh

    • ℭ𝔞𝔱 @lemmy.world
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      8 天前

      deleted by creator

  • ℭ𝔞𝔱 @lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
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    9 天前

    If only I could be 14 again!

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