I can sleep in anything and anywhere. The secret is alcohol.
Well, sometimes it’s no alcohol. When you don’t have and can’t afford any so you just sleep to get time to pass by.
You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.
You can wear things besides jeans to cover thine lower areas
Yeah, like jorts, or denim patterned sweats
Jweat pants 👌
That’s the one!
Don’t forget jeggings and jean skirts 😌
If I’m naked, I have the advantage.
Im not weird I’m just drunk.
If im tired enough I can sleep in literally anything. But if I wake up again I will change clothes.
My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don’t even notice mine.
I hate the feeling of sleeping in jeans. Jeans are useful, but I’ve never called them comfortable.
I wish I had your superpower to not notice them on.
It’s like you’ve never owned a stretch jeans in your life, that shit is more comfortable than literally anything else I ever wore on my lower half.
As a man, I’ve just discovered the joy of stretch denim in the last couple of years. Given up Levis for Luckys
Doesn’t Levis have stretch denim though?
They do but they can be hard to find and also aren’t nearly as good as lucky’s. Not trying to shill but damn are they cozy
Me, who’s drunk and fully clothed, with shoes
Drunk
Fully Clothed
Is it truly sleep if you wake up more tired than when you went to bed?
It’s not the jeans that bother me. It’s when my belt gets flipped sideways somehow and digs into my hip that fucking sucks. Like what woke me up this morning.
In bed in jeans right now. Belt too.
put your boots on, don’t want to catch a cold
Not the belt as well
Well then I must be a monster because I will sleep in whatever clothes I happen to have on. Doesn’t matter if it’s jeans, dress pants, or anything else.
Jeans are comfy to sleep in. Some big, thick fabric that drapes over my legs. Pick up a pair of Secret Denim jeans by Oni Jeans and you’ll never want to take them off
Jeans and a Jean jacket? Don’t even need a sleeping bag at that point!
They’re one and the same.
Bonus points if you also sleep with a bigass metal belt clip
I’d fall asleep in a 3 piece suit if I’m stoned enough.
Clothes is clothes.
Well yea, suits are typically pretty smooth and comfortable, particularly the pants. Jeans are far worse.
Not all jeans suck.
Why is it weird? I mean, I don’t wear a belt if I do sleep in my jeans, but since that wasn’t specified in the meme I would assume it isn’t relevant
