For $3500 and no VR porn, might as well just have real sex. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Do you want kids?”

“Yes! I want around 30. And then about another 30 two hours later.”

I’m confused… Does the Vision Pro not have a web browser?

Oh shit! I saw a video of something totally unrelated the other day, but it involved using a drone and one of these headsets. I assumed it was just for the drone he had and more or less just a cheap head mounted display and not an actual VR headset. I want one… 🤤

Do you have school tomorrow? 🤔

And the taste when compared to Wendy’s.

This charcuterie board fucks.

They posted the article with the headline completely unchanged. If you wanna be mad at someone, be mad at The Guardian.

If I took all my DNA out of my body, wouldn’t I be dead? 🤔

VR is so full of kids… Every time I get on Pavlov, I end up with a bunch of kids tryna to climb me. 😅

I could be a farmer…

An MMO gold farmer. 😌

I still like to think the thing from Fight Club where they blow up all the central banks would be cool.

I’ve already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.

Cooper Ate.

Hey! Who told you anything about my penis was micro?

Nani?! Kare wa shinimashita?! Iie!!!

I personally found BOTW a bit lacking, though was fun to play something closer to the original game than the game that came just before it. TOTK is just so much better in every way.

TOTK is the only open world game with a building system where the building element is used in real gameplay and not just “hey, you can build a house that serves literally no function.” That one thing alone puts it above so many other large open world games because even if you’re doing the same kinda stuff over and over, you do have a lot of ways of solving everything and it’s not just repeating the exact same actions again and again unless you want it to be.

Yeah what? We have a cricket team?

I’m digging how Japanese is just context based. The same sentence that says “He’s cool” is the same as “She’s cool” and “It’s cool.” What changes its meaning is the context you’re using it in.

Ahhh! My eyes! 🙈