lmfao what the fuck

i would never have expected a MUSIC PLAYER to have this kind of warning

tech companies you have officially outdone even my wildest predictions

harm related keywords in song titles (such as Attribute Mutilation by TornadicPolarity) are not uncommon

what a pointless feature

link is to https://learn.appleservices.apple/here-to-help-en-gb

(i dont use apple music much, just checking whether a song is available to play on family homepod)

  • Lojcs@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    5 hours ago

    It’s there to stop the serial murderer who searches “Lofi tunes to mutilate / kill to”

  • TransNeko@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    6 hours ago

    ik this is a shitpost but…

    i made a spotify playlist that was just music about suicide and then spotify tossed me one of those suicidal prevention posts with the links

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Speaking of pretending to care: just saw an episode of a TV show with the obligatory “are you thinking of self harming” thing with a phone number and link and noticed something seemingly innocuous but actually truly heinous:

      “Call and data rates may apply”

      That’s a potential paywalling of self harm and suicide hotlines! Talk about profiting off of misery!

      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        53 minutes ago

        If it’s a regular phone number, of course your regular call rate would apply though? Only special numbers get exemptions usually

    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      7 hours ago

      While no doubt banging the fuck out of a datacenter for every query, burning up shitloads of electricity for 0 reason.

      I’ll stick to CDs and records and my own HDDs.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    7 hours ago

    “look we care! now you can’t sue if something happens!”

    That’s what I’m picking up between the lines anyway…

  • medem
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    7 hours ago

    Have they never heard of Cannibal Corpse? Titles such as ‘eaten back to life’, ‘fucked with a knife’ and ‘meathook sodomy’ sure trigger the same warning ?