• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    the antivenom found in libraries is a woke socialist trap that will give you autism and aids and turn you into that guy waving giant pride flags with both hands while wearing nothing but a jock strap and a rainbow mohawk.

    (alright, now I want a rainbow mohawk. I promise to wear more than just a jockstrap though, nobody wants to see that.)

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        9 months ago

        IIRC from my highschool days. Elmers glue.

        *this advice is not predicated on actual first hand knowledge. Just from some friends who liked liberty spikes.

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          9 months ago

          That takes me back. A friend of mine back in high school came downtown with his head in a giant 2-foot spike straight up. I asked him how he did it and he replied, “Elmer’s Glue.”

          But I don’t know that I’d want to put it in my hair every day after I showered yesterday’s off.

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            9 months ago

            the good news is that Elmer’s white glue (PVA) is pretty much as unoffensive as glue gets.

            I wouldn’t recommend gorilla glue… but then I saw that video…