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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys

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You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
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    one thing i enjoy way more than i should is use units that are technically correct, but no one uses them like ever.

    like megagrams instead of metric tonnes.

    or 1 dekameter instead of 10 meters.

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    We all know it’s a much better system. Reagan killed our attempt at switching. No one has tried since.

    Personally, I use metric for 3D printing, and I use imperial for wood working. Until standardized material sizes change, it doesn’t make sense to use metric for wood working. That change needs to come from the top, from government regulation.

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    3 hours ago

    The ratio of a circle’s circumference to its radius is now 10

  • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    And 1 ml of water weighs 1 gram and has a volume of 1 cubic mm

  • Jumi@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    You’ve been hit by…

    You’ve been struck by…

    A smooth metric system

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley, Annie?

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    22 yds to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile.

  • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    how many drams to a fluid troy ounce?

  • Emi@ani.social
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    9 hours ago

    Do americans actually do math with imperial system at school? That must be a nightmare and have conversion errors between units.

    • zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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      2 hours ago

      Kinda… The classes “teach” imperial but guns/bullets are metric

      • CybranM@feddit.nu
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        27 minutes ago

        So the most American things in America are using the least American measurement system?

    • Commuting4375@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      This is a common misconception. Americans can’t do math and don’t learn anything at school

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      5 hours ago

      Huh?

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    It’s obvious that there’s 1760 yards in a mile.

    There’s 22 yards in a chain, which we can all remember because of the 22 yard line in rugby.

    There are 10 chains in a furlong, which fans of metric can’t complain about.

    There are 8 furlongs in a mile, just like there are 8 pints in a gallon.

    And 22x10x8 = 11x10x16 and 11 is easy to multiply by in your head, so it’s really very simple to get to 1760.

    /s

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      this but unironically.

  • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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    14 hours ago

    1,000 kilometres = 1 megametre

    • 3laws@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      0.01 Petameters

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        1 megametre equals: 0.001 gigametres 0.000001 terametres 0.000000001 petametres

        Meanwhile, 1 megameter is the same as: 0.001 gigameters 0.000001 terameters 0.000000001 petameters

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    15 hours ago

    My contrarian brain:

    • 1 inch = 1 cm
    • 1 yard = 1 meter
    • 1 mile = 1 km
    • TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      This is upsetting

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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    It only seems ridiculous because you forgot some intermediates: 5.5 yards = 1 rod, 4 rods = 1 chain, 10 chain = 1 furlong, and 8 furlong = 1 mile. So just gotta remember 12, 3, 5.5, 4, 10, 8. Super simple.

    • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Rod? Chain? What is this bdsm?

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      • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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        19 hours ago

        Worse, its the imperial units “system”

        No safeword, no lube

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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          No, it’s not “Imperial units” and hasn’t been for a long time. It’s US Customary units. There are differences between the two systems. If your going to troll, get it right.

          If you can’t, go back to your troll cave and cuddle your delicious stinky cheeses!

        • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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          17 hours ago

          This explanation is fucking gold

          • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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            3 hours ago

            It explains nothing since he got it wrong…

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          You mean US Customary

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      18 hours ago

      Don’t make me math

    • bajabound@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Links and chains brings me back to my old drafting days. 10 square chains are 1 acre. 80 chains is a mile.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    Uh, no.

    10 feet = 1 decafoot

    100 centiyards = 1 yard

    1x10^18 attoacres = 1 acre

    • Corn@lemmy.ml
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      333.3 yards = 1 kilofeeter

    • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      I’m gonna start estimating distances in millimiles.

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        1 millimile ~ 5 feet, 3 and 23/64 inches.

        makes perfect sense.

    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This would be acceptable

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    Americans choose to meassure thier dicks with the thumb of a british king instead of using meters… or GIGAmeters… there are no correct awnsers, right?

    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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      0.0000000003448 GIGAmeters just doesn’t sound that impressive…

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        3,5 10-10 Gm

        Also, notice that ypu can round it up a bit…

        And, who meassures his dick… you just need an honest aproximation.

        Exemple: “my dick? You mean from the root? I think it’s just a fraction of a gigameter…” which is a 100% honest and humble response.

        Edit: one can also use astronomic units… 1 AU =~ 150 Gm

  • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
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    I kinda want a hexadecimal version of the metric system.

    • My Rum is Vodka!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      In hex:

      10 mm = 1cm
      100cm = 1m
      1000m = 1km
      1km - 1m = FFFm = 0.FFFkm

      Still works fine.

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        Wouldn’t it be

        • 0xA mm = 0x1 cm
        • 0x64 cm = 0x1 m
        • 0x3E8 m = 0x1 km
        • 0x1 km - 0x1 m = 0x3E7 m = 0x3E7/0x3E8 km = 0x0.FFBE76C8B4395810624D… km

        Edit: nvm I see what you mean, but then we should change the units too, to something like xmm, xcm etc.

        • wieson@feddit.org
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          That would still be a decimal system just written in a hexadecimal way.

    • dismay3915@lemmy.world
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      Measurement system doesn’t have anything to do with numerical base. You can use any base with any system.

      16m = Fm

      which is pretty ass if you ask me

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