Bro Squid bro. Go the the south gate and yell 1-888- pigeons. That’s 1-888-pig-eons. That’s 1-888-744-3667. Tell the little man Poop sent you for 10% off the annual blank-check highway robbery subscription plan. All your questions will be answered and all your dreams will come true… Ask about the super pigeon supporters tier for a chance to win a second life with Super Poop and friends in lolipop land. Bless you Bro Squid bro, may you produce many a productive marks.
Sounds like a good deal!
One question: What is a Po box? Is that the altar?
Wait- two questions: who is Nyny? Is that the name of the god you sacrifice the children to?
Bro Squid bro. Go the the south gate and yell 1-888- pigeons. That’s 1-888-pig-eons. That’s 1-888-744-3667. Tell the little man Poop sent you for 10% off the annual blank-check highway robbery subscription plan. All your questions will be answered and all your dreams will come true… Ask about the super pigeon supporters tier for a chance to win a second life with Super Poop and friends in lolipop land. Bless you Bro Squid bro, may you produce many a productive marks.
- Grand Supreme Poop of Gud