Start a promising new career TODAY dragging the Pharaoh’s giant statue to his temple.
No experience necessary! Entry-level workers get a large grain allotment with room for advancement to A’aru after you die from exhaustion after pulling statues all day.
If YOUR heart is lighter than a feather, apply today. Send Demotic-scripted painted or chiseled resume to:
STATUE DRAGGING
c/o Mr. Ineni, Architect to the Pharaoh.
Karnak Temple Complex
Thebes
Obviously you get a beer break for as long as it takes for water to empty from the large bowl with the hole in it when the sundial is at the proper position twice a day.
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