MeldrikMA to FacepalmEnglish · 1 month agoDoesn't understand birth control pillsimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down13
arrow-up1196arrow-down1imageDoesn't understand birth control pillsMeldrikMA to FacepalmEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 month ago Why would you need to take it every morning Because, like many women, if I don’t, I’ll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoAnd your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself! Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoDamn whores and their checks notes Wanting to live!
Because, like many women, if I don’t, I’ll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.
And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!
Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.
Damn whores and their
Wanting to live!