Hilarious. Stacey Vint you absolute dickhead.

I mean seriously let’s just think about it for a second - what did she expect? You have to be a serious fucking moron to even attempt this.

You’re an unfit untrained 34 year old woman, whipped up into such a racist fury, that you attempt some shit straight off the battlefields of Carthage, except you’re essentially riding the pig you set on fire and running into a horde of elephants.

Any of you who’ve been at a protest/riot and got up close to riot cops - let’s be real - they are big scary bastards. I don’t know where they find these apes but they’re fucking massive and have full permission from the state to smash your face in.

Like, I sometimes see a street copper and think… ‘I’m a big guy, I’ve done combat and contact sports, I think if that copper wanted to nick me he’d need a couple of mates to shepherd me in and get me down…’ But when the riot cop brigade comes marching out I think ‘fuck me, am i seriously about to get into beef with these absolute cave trolls?’ I’m often in awe at the size of these units, and their grizzled fuck-ugly mashed up faces… Proper measurehead thumblords. It’s like if you bred Ross Kemp with himself 8 times and then a final time with a 5kg slab of raw chicken.

Legitimately, you would need to be lacking in all critical thinking skills to try this ancient move.

She’s essentially gone and done a Boudicca.

  • hypercracker@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Hilarious. Reminds me of the total lack of bodily coordination among the January 6th participants who tried to scale the wall. Exercise is important not just for fitness! Basic coordination, balance, and ability to assess whether something is within your physical capabilities are all skills that atrophy without use. Just knowing how to move is a skill that a surprising number of adults do not have.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      3 months ago

      I loved how the “wall” was just the side of a set of stairs. There were like a dozen people who injured themselves trying to climb up the side…they could have just walked around to the side of it.

  • ReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    9·
    3 months ago

    You love to see their abject lack of solidarity.

    Go on, don’t coordinate or communicate with each other so that she gets caught unawares thus being dragged down by the bin being thrown to the ground. Scurry away and leave her to her fate. Don’t anyone try to help her, just laugh at her while you film.

    They’ll throw anyone under the bus if it’s convenient, even their own. Critical support for this.

  • sebsch@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
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    3 months ago

    How chilled the cops are. Imagine this situation with climate protesters. They would beat the guts out of them.